Funny Merry Christmas 2014 Sayings

Don't be so serious during the Christmas time. Time for some humor, happiness and joy. Use these Funny Christmas sayings to send some laughter and smile along the way to friends and family.

Funny Merry Christmas 2014 Sayings

Use these funny Merry Christmas 2014 sayings and share the happiness and laughter among the friends and family. We try to get loads of content on Christmas related stuffs, we have written enough articles about Christmas trees, wallpapers.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. 
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. 
~Larry Wilde

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Why is Christmas like a day at the office?
Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?
- Bart Simpson (Matt Groening) 

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What I don’t like most about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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No matter which side you are on and even though it’s not your religion, 
I bet you are enjoying the Christmas. 

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Funny Merry Christmas 2014 Sayings Images

Here are some of the nice Christmas meme which would make you smile and laugh a lot. These are really funny and adult sayings which are online. You will laugh your ass off after reading these Christmas quotes because these are too funny. Happy Christmas, laugh till your stomach hurts. Have fun. 

Funny Merry Christmas 2014 Sayings

These are some of the unique customized Funny Christmas sayings which can be sent to your friends and family, Specially for friends. 

Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. 
They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal." 
~Lenore Hershey

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Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.
- Melanie White

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson

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Funny Merry Christmas 2014 Sayings

When we were children we were grateful 2 those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. 
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? 
~G.K. Chesterton

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This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, 
please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- Guy Endore Kaiser

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I’ve never really understood why Jews go out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve, 
but I think it’s because so many Chinese restaurants have 
the word “temple” in their names.
- Dan Zevin

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I hope you found the right funny Christmas sayings for 2014. You gonna love these sayings for cards, greetings and even can be sent as messages, wishes, quotes, on whatsapp or facebook.

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