Funny Merry Christmas Quotes

So serious?? Its time to smile a bit and share the humor around during this Christmas. I have listed some of the amazing Funny Merry Christmas Quotes which definitely brings a smile on your face for sure. Enjoy the messages.

Funny Merry Christmas Quotes

Lets make this Christmas bit of humorous with smile. Lets share the happiness around the world. Here are some of the really cool Christmas quotes which are really the best you could find around the world. 

You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn't mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!

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Wish for Christmas
unemployed to find employment,
families to be together, and
certain people to be kidnapped by
disgruntled lawn gnomes and not seen til 2012!

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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
- Joan Rivers

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I hate Santa! He reminds me of the men who come for 10 minutes, 
do their thing and disappear for the remaining 364 days!

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I hope you understood the humor in this quote. Only adults can understand these quotes. I am sorry I have been posting only naughty posts.

Funny Merry Christmas Quotes[Images]

Funny Merry Christmas Quotes

That was bit of images which can be shared, so lets get back to text messages or quotes for the rest of the post. 

"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all
the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
~Author unknown~

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Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.

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Most hilarious Christmas Quotes I could find on the web. This is epic Steven Wright, clever Steve. :D

I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
- Steven Wright

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Here is some naughty girl. A girl can send this to her crush. or a guy can send this to his crush. A start of a love is here. being chessy to find a girlfriend.

If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!

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The 3 stages of ur life @ xmas:
1) U believe in Santa
2) U dont believe in Santa
3) U are Santa

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Thats so true isn't it?

Funny Merry Christmas Quotes

I had loads of fun and laughter reading this while writing these quotes, These are really amazing funny Messages which can be sent to your fiancee or your siblings. Few are really naughty and hot. 

Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Bcoz he knows where the naughty girls live!

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. 
Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple

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"Christmas at my house is always at least six or
seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We
start drinking early. And while everyone else is
seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven."
~W. C. Fields~ Funniest Christmas quotes

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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
- Phyllis Diller

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