Its just another post under the section of Christmas Sayings. So this time we thought lets make it more hilarious and post some really humorous sayings which makes every one smiles. I know many are searching Funny Merry Christmas Sayings.
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~Anon
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” ― Garrison Keillor, Leaving Home
'The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.' George Carlin , American stand-up comedian
'Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.' -Tonight Show presenter Johnny Carson
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Funny Merry Christmas Sayings
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. —Phyllis Diller
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.” —Buddy the Elf
'That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.' • American comedian Jerry Seinfeld
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up; They have no holidays. —Henny Youngman
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. ~Richard Lamm
Funny Merry Christmas Sayings
Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times. ~Kate L. Bosher
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. ~ Carol Nelson
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.” ― Jay Leno
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! ~Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836
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